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17

Jan

“She should have stuck to modeling” the Sledge’s response to the above video.

21

Nov

Mars attacks… Classic shit.
the Sledge Hammer appreciating the classics.

18

Nov

You see LJ! I know these things, I’m a total detective!
The Sledge Hammer on his abilities to place blame, on the correct person.

10

Nov

The Apple Jacks guy is on crack. We need to write a petition to Kelloggs LJ. That is a bad influence on kids. He is a drug addict.

The Apple Jacks guy is on crack. We need to write a petition to Kelloggs LJ. That is a bad influence on kids. He is a drug addict.

21

Oct

L.J lives in Australia, so you can go look for her, but good luck!
The Sledge communicating with Comcast representatives who want to speak with L.J regarding their business account in San Francisco. L.J is located in San Francisco, and only 2 desks away.

Communicating with Comcast

L:
You guys need to figure out business.
L:
I'm not going to run your business.
L:
I can tell you how to run your business..?

05

Aug

You know, the big monster guy will come up
L AKA the Sledge Hammer - when referencing the concept of BYO bottle service, and the security issues one might face.

14

Jul

If people vote for National Prayer Day, I vote for National ANTI Prayer Day
the Sledge Hammer.

09

Mar

This IS a fancy t-shirt.. It’s got a pocket!
L AKA the Sledge Hammer - on his casual attire at the office, on a Wednesday.

01

Mar

Conversations with the Sledge Hammer

LJ:
Hey L, what's your middle name?
L:
That's a secret.
LJ:
See you say that - but you put your middle initial (S) in your signature.
L:
Yes, that is because S stands for secret.
LJ:
...

25

Feb

Conversations with the Sledge Hammer

LJ:
I think you are addicted to the weeklies
L:
I'm addicted to OMG

24

Feb

I don’t know, I just can’t figure this shit out sometimes.
L AKA the Sledgehammer (on a username/ password failure with Fedex.com)

18

Feb

If you want your skin to look like Natalie Portman’s you need to use Joelle Ciocco Sensitive Cleansing Milk.. You want me to Skype that to you LJ?
L AKA the SledgeHammer (on beauty and all things skin care)

07

Feb

You’re not a real American - unless you were born here. It’s in the constitution.
L AKA the the Sledgehammer

26

Jan

TV recommendations, by a Sledge Hammer

L:
Watch the Bachelor last night K?
K:
No..
L:
Come on guys, that is some good stuff!